Tis the season to sip, spend, and survive. The Cookies, Caffeine & Capitalism tee is your sarcastic salute to the holiday grind — where caffeine replaces cheer and hustle never takes time off. Designed for the ones who power through Christmas chaos with a latte in one hand and a to-do list in the other.
Crafted for comfort, this premium cotton tee keeps you cool while the world overheats on consumerism. Perfect for your next coffee run, gift exchange, or existential crisis about capitalism.
Key Features:
🎅 Soft, breathable 100% combed cotton for all-day comfort
☕ Premium DTG print with vintage fade effect for that worn-in look
💸 Unisex fit – relaxed, true to size
🌍 Ethically printed on demand (no overstock waste)
🔥 Perfect holiday gift for the sarcastic hustler or minimalist anti-elf
Why You’ll Love It: Because irony never goes out of style — especially at Christmas. Whether you’re grinding through Q4 or dodging small talk at family dinner, this shirt says what everyone’s thinking.
