About Us

OnlyGrindz was born out of too many meetings, too much coffee, and not enough sanity by two best mates who are too ugly for OnlyFans. We’re a small, loud brand making merch for anyone trapped in corporate life, remote work purgatory, or the eternal loop of caffeine → chaos → repeat.

Our mission? To poke fun at hustle culture while giving you tote bags, desk mats, and gear that make burnout look… aesthetic.

We’re not here to fix capitalism. We’re here to accessorise it.